Friday, April 25, 2008

The Final Finals Finally Finished

Good day to all of you happy people. And good riddance to the dastardly debilitating finals, exams, tests and anything resembling a measurement of educational performance. Borrowing heavily--but not so much as to run the risk of copyright infringement--from the famous chief Geronimo, I proudly proclaim that "I will test no more forever."

Forever though, for me, is more a state of mind; or, to be explicitly precise, four months of summer. I will be spending my forever at home, away from the blistering, blustering cold of Utah, which only served to compound the maliciousness of school and its pernicious finals.

But even the rejuvinating rays of the Arizona sun cannot offer me permanent sanctuary. For alas, the time will inevitably come that this lone sojourner of higher education will once again return to brave the perilous perils of university life. Forever may not even be long enough.

4 comments:

Heidi said...

Hope you enjoy the summer here and don't start complaining about the heat right away! Travel safely.

Summers Camp said...

That's why you should spend your time with me. At Disneyland. Forever. *B

Alyssa said...

I hope you are an English major. Either that, or in drama! What are you up too? Enjoy the sun and send some to us in Kentucky. We are still awaiting a wedding announcement, fyi, but no rush.

Robin said...

Perilous perils?