Thursday, May 22, 2008

The Sloth and the Slug

I'm afraid I've contracted the lazy disease, a mutated strand of the bird flu which crossed with the West Nile Virus and leaves its victims lethargic and occasionally useless except as pieces of furniture and decoration.

The symptoms are starting to show. My sleep patterns are off, I'm constantly tired and weak, and lately I've developed this bad habit of not being able to finish anythi

5 comments:

emily said...

Adam,

You. Are. Witty.

Also, I thought of you today during the 6:30AM news. There was a story about the Alpaca festival that's in town. Too bad you're so far away or we all could have gone...

Anyway, best of luck beating the bug. Don't get dead!

Heidi said...

Yes, I have noticed.

Summers Camp said...

I don't know, sounds like Mad Cow Disease to me... moo to our mother! Not that she's a cow. *B

Heidi said...

I'm so glad you clarified for us Beth!!!

Hanny said...

Way too clever Adam. Sounds like someone has too much time on his hands. Get a job already! My apologies if you already have one.